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question: Who is G.I Joe? answer: Hes a G.I.(american Soldier) and his name is Joe
NOT TRUE! haha! ;P
well for this movie it aint
but back in the days where Barbie dollwere everywhere, toy makers wanted a a toy that represented a real American soldier and was a toy for them boys, and it was named G.I. Joe. so there really was a G.I. Joe character ^_^ there was also a cartoon series.. I was like.. 3rd grade maybe.. all I could remember was I had to look at the patches(Cobra/ Hawk) of each character to know whos the good guy haha! and one character which really confused me was Storm shadow, coz hes wearing white! but hes a bad guy!
ok lets talk about the movie now ^_^
STORY(dun worry no spoilers..much) In each faction of the military(Navy, Army and Airforce) there are the “alpha dogs” these are the best of the best, soldiers that top their classes, and G.I. Joe is a top secret organization that recruits these dogs, and may be called “Joes” for short. “hey Joe!? wazzhap Joe!?!?” ;P “hey Joe! you want a mango?” so Channing is the main man here, with that funny guy from white chicks Marlon Wayans. Channing hes a regular soldier who was given a mission to deliver a package, the package was a new war head called “nanobites”, made of millions of little metal creatures who eat metal, one shot and you could say goodbye 8D (but only for metal, so lets all stick to old fashioned wood LOL). While on the road they get ambused by unknown bad guys in just one aircraft, untrackable on radar, with high powered devices, some kind of plasma canon.. and so they got wiped out, (except for Channing and the Marlon)then the aircraft lands and soldiers come moving out then the Baroness comes out last and poses FREEZE!!! …………………….. *me thinks she hot*………….UNFREEZE! haha! The Baroness didnt get what she wanted(package) coz apparently she and Channing had something goin on.. ;P and hesitated to kill, until the Joes came, saved their asses and asked for the package.. Will Channing give the package? his mission that was entrusted to him? who will he trust? crazy synopsis eh? :D those who watched the movie already must be thinking this is horse shit right now LOL
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My thoughts
1. I didnt like the mechanical suits that boosted Channing and Marlon, they looked so computerized haha! they kept running and running and never caught up.. I guess it was just meant for viewing pleasure.. but it was an eyesore to me..
2. The Baroness is hot, I duno why.. I guess when you turn a blonde into a brunette she increases hotness x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 XD and the movie gave hot too many hot lines and scenes 
3. Storm shadow was potrayed by a hot asian dude Byung-hun Lee. 
He always wears white,and without the mask he looked like he was gonna dance some super junior song LOL and he has a hard rocking body 8D I WANNA COSPLAY STORM SHADOW!
4.It was just an intro movie, so everything was minimal, but their minimal was like.. UP HERE *points* LOL ALL IN ALL, its just a fun move, I enjoyed it ^_^ better than TF2, which was so confusing, there was just too much special effects.. and Im a ninja fan so YAY! ^_^ oh hey! on the end credits they had this wicked BOOM BOOM POW remix, listen to it here, its amazing 8D
